[Video] Grasshopper Day Sixteen (After Departure from Platform)

[theturksway]

From: Dressing Carriage
To: All Carriages


You know what? Effe this train, and effe it's stupid shop.

[He's moderating his language for the sake of the children on board! Be proud of him Voidtreckers! It won't last forever.]

If this is the game it's going to play, fine. I can play.

[Reno steps into view of the terminal's camera and he's wearing this fabulous outfit with a pair of tight fitting black pants just barely visible beneath all the swag. For show, he's twirling three materia (one red orb, one green orb, and one blue orb) in hand like the dexterous fuck that he is.

Sorry, you weren't expecting a redheaded Goblin King/Sesshoumaru hybrid to appear on the ICPs today? Too bad! Have one anyway.]

Look, all I'm saying is... don't ask for random clothes unless you want to end up having to play dress up like you're going to a freakin' convention for nerds.

Me? Nah, I'm gonna own it like I'm the freakin' Lightning God that I am. [He winks at the camera.] Right, Stinger?


[[ooc note: feel free to run into him wearing the outfit over yonder if you prefer! yes, I used the word 'yonder' in a legit sentence. bite me.]]

Comments

[gundamofthedesert]

That is certainly a spectacular outfit there. I think it is more interesting than the one I received when tried ordering. I am very waterproof with that one.

[theturksway]

Yeah, it's got that going for it at least. Completely useless for a normal day of lounging on the train. But if it wants a show... [He'll put on one.]

...what did it do, give you a bunch of clothing made out of raincoats? [Heh.]

[gundamofthedesert]

No, that's clearly not for lounging around. That's for making a statement.

[Quatre chuckled] Might as well. There's an oversized blue rain jacket, shorts that are made with the same material, and a hat. There are leggings, shoes, and a shirt too, but they aren't waterproof.

[theturksway]

Yeah, I make a statement all right.

[He let out a short giggle. Easily amused by his own ridiculousness.]

Tch. That sounds awful. Unless the train plans on dumping us on a rain world sometime. Hopefully not. [Knocking on the wall as if it were wood.]

[gundamofthedesert]

As long as that statement is one you want to make.

It's not so bad. The colors are nice. I don't have much cause the wear the whole outfit though, but if it rains anywhere I'll be set.

[theturksway]

I can make any statement I want, any time, yo.

[He batted his lashes a few times for show.]

As long as you're not on blue team it's not a bad color. [He made a gesture to his own outfit.] Damn train insists I wear purple for some reason. I mean, I know the color makes my hair pop, but sheesh.

[gundamofthedesert]

Yes of course you can. [He chuckled]

No, I'm not on the blue team so it is not like the train is trying to make me wear team colors. I wonder if I'd have the same result if I ordered something else or if it would give me team colors.

[theturksway]

[Have a cute wink for agreeing.]

Ehhh, who knows. I think the train just hates me enough to tease me with stupid shit like that. Ain't the first time, probably won't be the last.

Maybe you'd have better luck. Maybe not.

[gundamofthedesert]

Perhaps. Or perhaps it is simply trying to find something that is fitting for you and can't quite hit the mark.

I'm almost tempted to try again, but I have a feeling that I had the best luck earlier.

[theturksway]

[Reno wasn't certain whether to be insulted or not.] Yeah, well, it sure as hell is way off the mark!

[Not that he wasn't having fun or anything but--shut the hell up. This was totally lame. And not cool at all, gdit.]

Yeah, I hear ya. Not sure it's worth the points whenever other things can be traded for instead.

[gundamofthedesert]

Of course. It is after all, what you think.

I agree. I'm curious, but not enough to spend the points on it.

It would be interesting to see what others have received from the train.

[theturksway]

People are always bored around here. Could always ask. Don't doubt that you would get some takers that love to talk on this thing about such things.

Have definitely seen others announce their shit on here. [Kinda like he did. Lame, but here he was doing it too so he couldn't say that.]

[gundamofthedesert]

I'll have to ask then. See what other things the train has given out. I just based on yours and mine, it doesn't seem like there's a pattern, but maybe it has a few styles it tends to look at.

[He might be overthinking this]