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[swansongs]

Hey, everyone!

[Dyme waved. He was sporting some of his new orange eyeshadow, just to give it a whirl, and his nails were painted orange, too. So were his toenails, on that note, but they weren't visible, obviously. He was also wearing his new outfit, just because.]

You know you can buy makeup and shiiiii- stuff? [He normally didn't give a damn about swearing, but maybe he shouldn't do it in front of the whole train where kids could hear.]

Also, get a load of this.

[Spreading his arms, he backed up to show off his new clothes, doing a little spin.]

What d'you think? I feel like...like some really rich guy or something.

[Well, he was, but not here, and he'd never dressed like he was rich.]

Seriously, who's in charge of picking out these clothes? [He laughed.]

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[madcuriosity]

What a pretty coat, sir! [Good call on the censoring.]

It's lovely, sir.

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[swansongs]

[He was really glad he hadn't sworn now.]

Thank you! I'm glad somebody thinks so.

I'm not sure it suits me, though.

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[madcuriosity]

Well, it must have been given to you for a reason!

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[swansongs]

Maybe. Or maybe it was random.

[The more he thinks about it, the more he realizes he has absolutely no idea how the train picks clothes for people. Someone had to be in charge, right? The train itself wasn't literally picking out clothes, was it?]

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[madcuriosity]

But it can't be completely random, because it fits you, doesn't it?

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[swansongs]

[He went completely still for a moment, letting that sink in.]

You know. You're right. It does and I hadn't thought of that before.

[And now that he was thinking about it, it was weird. How did the train know?]

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[madcuriosity]

Exactly, no one who gets clothes from the train has them too small or too big or not a right fit at all. So there must be SOME reason for them.

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[swansongs]

That kind of makes it weirder. Like, does it genuinely think we'll like these clothes? Is it really doing its best?

[And was the train itself really picking their clothes, because that would explain everything, really.]