Audio. Late in the evening of Day 15 of Month Bassoon

[hashtagparkerluck]

(( Joint post with Wade and Peter. Peter is in Blue and Wade is in Red))



[ Peter didn’t mean to turn the ICP on, honest. But he got scared on the VR system and jumped back- right onto the ICP which is why this broadcast has come to be a thing. ]

[ It’s just unfortunate that he’s currently grounded and not actually supposed to be playing video games. ]

OH MY GOD, WHY DOES IT HAVE SO MANY TEETH!? YOU HANDLE IT!

[ Peter screams at whoever it is that he’s decided to join him on this videogame quest. ]

Shitshitshitshit!

Oh my god! Where did it even come from!? Oh My God this it for me! RIP



[ Wade sighs, this kid was going to scare him more than any of the monsters coming at them. ]

Calm down, Spidey, you're stressing me out!!

[ He shouts back, whipping around and trying not to trip in his cables so he could virtually rescue the screaming teenager. ]

Go left and blast them in the ass, make sure they're thinking outside the bun here! Nobody's pressin' 'F' for anyone else today!


[ He might be less jumpy if he wasn’t currently being a bad kid but whatever. It’s fine. Except it’s not fine-the thing with too many teeth is gonna-oh! Oh it’s dead now. ]

Uh. Sorry. It just-like.. Came out of nowhere. I mean, I opened a door and it popped out at me and it was like Five Nights at Freddy’s or something, you know? And like My spideysenses don’t work on video games which would be hella useful-and Oh My God! Look out behind you!

[ He blasts another creature with the virtual gun and takes a breath. ]

Okay, I’m better now.



[ He side eyes the kid. ]

Five Night's at Freddy's scares you? That's a kids game. The trick is walking into a room and being the scariest thing in there, you gotta be unpredictable and then you're never-

[ He pauses briefly to take out a few new spawns. ]

Gonna get taken by surprise! In other words, chill the fuck out kid you're gonna do fine.



Uh… that’s not really how jump scares work?

[ Speaking of jump scares-something else must have popped up because Peter shrieks again and immediately blasts it while jumping off the ICP so the audio cuts. ]

Comments

Action? Action.

[runs_on_batteries]

[Tony startles as the screaming starts, barely setting down his coffee mug before dropping it. He's looking around for what is attacking Peter before it dawns on him what's happening. His gaze shifts to the ICP and just glares at it for a moment.

He's moving before he even realizes it. He's through the standard carriage, the quiet carriage, moving with an expression on his face that just makes everyone move out of his way. He storms into the game car and up to Peter. He grabs hold of the VR mask and yanks on it- hard.]

What the hell do you think you're doing?