audio: game carriage

[hibana_incursa]

[ It's Audio because Gwen Stacy is a mess of as-yet-undiscovered shades of red. She's embarrassed and, from her tone, just a tiny bit annoyed. At herself? At someone else? Only she knows. ]

So...I lost a bet a few days ago and a certain dickweasel named Renee won't let me forget it.

[ Oh. It's at someone else. ]

Now, I have to cash in, but since there's no actual money on the train and I don't feel like spending points on candy, this is what Renee says I have to do. I apologize in advance, but my failure in winning the bet means I have to sing for you all.


[ There's a pause and a sigh/groan from Gwen and then; ]

This is what happens when you're stuck in the wrong universe for a week and every single radio and every single person has this song playing.

[ A delay. She's not ready to embarrass herself, but she knows Renee will make it a lot worse if she doesn't. So, have one Gwen Stacy. Not only can she dance and play the drums, but she has an awesome and amazing singing voice, too. ]

Needless to say, I keep her in check
She was all bad-bad, nevertheless (yeah)
Callin' it quits now, baby, I'm a wreck (wreck)
Crash at my place, baby, you're a wreck (wreck)
Needless to say, I'm keeping her in check
She was all bad-bad, nevertheless
Callin' it quits now, baby, I'm a wreck
Crash at my place, baby, you're a wreck
Thinkin' in a bad way, losin' your grip
Screamin' at my face, baby, don't trip
Someone took a big L, don't know how that felt
Lookin' at you sideways, party on tilt
Ooh-ooh, some things you just can't refuse
She wanna ride me like a cruise
And I'm not tryna lose
Then you're left in the dust
Unless I stuck by ya
You're a sunflower
I think your love would be too much
Or you'll be left in the dust
Unless I stuck by ya
You're the sunflower
You're the sunflower
Every time I'm leavin' on ya
You don't make it easy, no, no
Wish I could be there for ya
Give me a reason to go
Every time I'm walkin' out
I can hear you tellin' me to turn around
Fightin' for my trust and you won't back down
Even if we gotta risk it all right now, oh
I know you're scared of the unknown (known)
You don't wanna be alone (alone)
I know I always come and go (and go)
But it's out of my control
And you'll be left in the dust
Unless I stuck by ya
You're a sunflower
I think your love would be too much
Or you'll be left in the dust
Unless I stuck by ya
You're the sunflower
You're the sunflower

[ And with that, a laugh from Gwen, followed by; ]

I hate you, Renee!

[ She does not. Not even a little bit. ]

...bitch.

[ Said very lovingly, of course. And that's that. That's the end of this audio. ]

Comments

[hibana_incursa]

Lies and untruths.

And Renee would save us. So. Good luck.

[runs_on_batteries]

You’re pinning your salvation on Renee?

[afterburner]

And why shouldn't they? Gwen's not wrong.

[runs_on_batteries]

You might punch a wall instead. It’s happened before, it’s a logical concern.

[afterburner]

I might mistake you for a wall, too. Not that bright, you know.

[runs_on_batteries]

I trust that your intelligence is high enough to see the difference between wall and person, but you could obviously prove me wrong.

[afterburner]

You never know, the armor could throw me off.

[runs_on_batteries]

You're not making the best case for being an excellent defender of the singing idiot children.

[afterburner]

[This face.] ~Baaaa-by shark doo doo doo doo doo doo~

[runs_on_batteries]

[This face]

Alright, I agree with Gwen.

Bitch.

[afterburner]

You know it!

[runs_on_batteries]

[He chuckles, gives her a wink, and cuts the feed.

I.e. He likes you kid.]