Video: Backdated to 18th/ Ice Bucket Challenge

[runs_on_batteries]

[They have to know what's coming next. Tony's shirtless and in one of the showers and he shows Peter standing nearby with an ornery grin on his face and a bucket of ice water.]

Okay, so as you all know, this is a challenge to raise awareness and encourage donations to my bear drive. They're labeled mascots on the train store and are to be given out to kids who show up on the platform or those who are kids-at-heart who can use such a thing for comfort. We all know how it can be here and-

[Peter gets impatient and tosses the bucket at him.]

Son of a b-!

[He spits water out and runs his hands over his face that is turning red from the cold.]

Alright, alright. I nominate Dread, Happy, and May! A-

[After hearing May's name, more water was splashed at the older man. Not expecting it, he sputtered and glares at the kid. The feed cuts out as Tony takes off after Peter.]

[OOC- for your amusement, RDJ doing the challenge. Yes, assume Tony makes that same noise. ]

Comments

Re: Audio

[mayp]

[May just laughs]

What would you do if I did do it?

Audio

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Doesn't want to even think about if she did the thing to be honest. ]

Uh

web the bucket to the floor so you couldn't? Cry? Maybe actually die.

[ ... ]

Okay, that last one was a little dramatic but still!

Re: Audio

[mayp]

《May stops laughing》

You really don't want me to so it do you? Is something wrong?

Audio

[hashtagparkerluck]

No, nothing's-wait. What am I saying?

YES!

I don't want anyone ogling you in a wet t-shirt! It's weird and someone is gonna make comments about how hot my Aunt is. Nah-uh. Not about that life.

...


Yes, I am calling you out, Mr Stark!

Re: Audio

[mayp]

《May is trying really hard not to laugh. Peter is so sweet and adorable》 Alright don't worry I have no plans on doing it. No one will oggle me.

Re: Audio

[runs_on_batteries]

Fine.

Your aunt's hot even without a wet t-shirt to enjoy. She has just the right amount of junk in her trunk and her legs go on for miles.

[He grins, knowing he's permanently scarred Peter for life.]

Glad you called me out?

1/? this might take a while.

[hashtagparkerluck]

GOOD-!

2/?

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ And then Mr Stark actually butts in. ]

3/?

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ He doesn't know what he was expecting really. Of COURSE Mr Stark would butt in. ]

4/ still don't actually know

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ why did he have to go and tempt fate like that? ]

5/7? maybe?

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Meanwhile, back to the matter at hand- ]

6/7 probably? Maybe 8

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Excuse him while he his poor brain hits a BSoD ]

7/ oh no, I lied 9

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ All the junk the-!!! ]

Re: 7/ oh no, I lied 9

[runs_on_batteries]

May, I think I broke him.

8/9

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ ... ]

9/10 I lied again

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Oh. God. ]

[ ohgodohgod ]

10/11 then I'll be done, for real

[hashtagparkerluck]

NO!

NOT. AT ALL!

THAT IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF-

11/11 okay, now I'm really done for real

[hashtagparkerluck]

OH MY GOD! You're the worst!

Re: 7/ oh no, I lied 9

[mayp]

《May is literally shaking with silent laughter》

So I better not ask what your e going to do with my hotness then?

1/2

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ GASP ]

[hashtagparkerluck]

Aunt May! NO!

[runs_on_batteries]

[totally ignoring Peter here..]

Why don't you find yourself a nice, wet t-shirt while I decide?

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ That's cool. Don't mind him. ]

[ He'll just be over here. ]

[ In the background. ]

[ Making incoherent noises. ]

[ ... ]

[ And dying. ]

[mayp]

Hmmmm I think I can do that easily enough. A white one perhaps?

[runs_on_batteries]

If we were back home, I'd buy you a car for it.