[video] unresolved issues

[blue_ice]

[ From the gaming car, it's Kaiba. He's taken to tying his orange hoodie around his waist and popping the collar of his orange polo, in an effort to maintain the dramatic silhouette he loves so much. ]

Does it bother anyone else that the only glue holding this tiny slice of society together is the fact that we're trapped in a claustrophobia-inducing tin can rattling through the interdimensional void?

Think about it. We're from all walks of life. All different social structures. Predators and prey, haves and have-nots, all together and brought down to size. Homogenous societies themselves don't have a great track record of avoiding division and war, so the only thing keeping our tiny tube afloat and relatively at peace is the fact that there's no escape should we cause a big enough disruption.

Can alliances forged under these conditions truly be called genuine? Is it really what you call friendship, if such a thing exists? Or family? Would you accept someone who would be your enemy in any other circumstance? Who's committed unforgivable acts, and is still capable of doing so? Somehow I doubt it.

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[hashtagparkerluck]

Well, yeah. I mean, I am a super hero-Spider-Man. Hence all the... webbing.

[ He takes a face though at that last bit. ]

Um... I guess. But we're trying to make sure no one dies? [ He'd say something like 'so far, so good but he also knows that's tempting fate and that's the last thing he needs to be doing. ]

[blue_ice]

Spider-Man. I take it you're usually ensnaring enemies instead of yourself. That fluid was powerful.

[ He's a little visibly impressed despite himself. ]

I'm no front line fighter, but I'll do what I can.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Yup! Catching bad guys just like flies. [ He states proudly. ]

And thanks-I made it myself. I mean-I told Mr Stark the formula but I actually invented it.

[blue_ice]

That's...really impressive. So you woke up one day and decided to make yourself a spider-based hero?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Um.. well. No. I didn't just-I got bit by a radioactive spider while I was on a feild trip and it did something weird to my DNA because now I have these crazy powers-like the proportionate strength of a spider and I stick to things.

[blue_ice]

...that's one I haven't heard before.

So you built them to complete the deal.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Yeah, basically.

My uncle used to say that my dad used to always say that with great power must also come great responsibility-so since I have these powers, it's my responsibility to help others, you know?

[blue_ice]

You don't owe anything to anyone. Is anyone even compensating you to do that work?

It's a nice thought, but I've seen too many people get taken advantage of.

[hashtagparkerluck]

No, but I don't really do it for the recognition-I do it so other people will be safe.

Besides, back home I wear a mask and a suit when doing my superhero thing-no one knows it's me and I kinda like it that way.

[blue_ice]

Yeah. On one hand, you can't get paid. The double life must be exhausting. But it's...fun to be the hero, I guess.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Um... I guess... but I crashed a plane-Mr Stark's plane-actually and had a building dropped on me. Not exactly what I'd call fun.

[blue_ice]

Which is why you'd be paid in a just world. But...at least you don't have to worry about that for now.

[ Because you're grounded, dude. ]

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ If you think he's not going to just jump into the fray at the first inkling of danger you don't know him very well.. ]

That'd be a weird thing to get paid for. I just saved your life-now give me fifty dollars.

[blue_ice]

Well, generally, the police are taxpayer-funded for that reason. To make it less overtly transactional.

Altruism takes a lot out of you.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Lotta stuff gets damaged by superheroing-I think there's even a super hero-damage insurance claim these days-doubt if anyone would want tax dollars going to us.

Although, Mr Stark's got it all worked out-he over sees the department of damage control.