Audio. Day 25

[hashtagparkerluck]

Hey guys!

[ By now, it's probably pretty common hear the slightly breathless voice of Peter Parker as he excitedly comes on the speaker. In the back ground is a song playing. but he's not exactly trying to play the music over the intercom so it's a bit quieter. ]

So by now you probably know Gwen and I are party planning because music's a great way to boost morale and general happiness-at least I think it is-I've heard it is.

But anyways! We're undecided if we should plan for Day one or two of Month Eggplant or whatever it's gonna be called-so what do you think?

We definitely think since it's so close to new people day that we shouldn't leave them out so it's gotta be day one or two.

Comments

[stealsyourheart]

That's fine, I'll say it instead.

[ He says cheerfully ]

I can, if you want. I'm not that up with American artists, but I can take a look.

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Yeah, he really has no idea what to say to that. ]

Uh... thanks?

[ ANYWAYS! ]

Sure, but I'm sure there's some on here you'd recognize, right?

[stealsyourheart]

[ Deal With It (tm) ]

Probably yeah! The big names I know.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Awesome, meet me in Mr Stark's lab because I don't wanna move his laptop. Too much of a chance I might drop it and then he really will kill me.

[stealsyourheart]

[ He snorts, amused ]

Aren't you supposed to be able to stick to things?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Yeah, but I don't do it all the time. That would just be inconvenient.

[stealsyourheart]

I'm not saying to do it all the time. [ EXAGGERATED PATIENCE ]

I'm saying if you're worried about dropping something, why don't you just stick to it. Duh.

[hashtagparkerluck]

By the time I remembered to stick to it, it would probably already be on the floor. I don't know if you've met me but I panic a lot.

[stealsyourheart]

So stick to it FIRST then!

[hashtagparkerluck]

I just-I feel like that'd find some way to blow in my face.

[stealsyourheart]

[ Teasingly ]

Since when have spiders blown anything up by sticking to them?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Okay, okay that's fair.

But, counter-

Have you met me?

[stealsyourheart]

[ Drawling ]

I have, and unless you have magically developed Blow Up When I Touch It powers....

[hashtagparkerluck]

Uh.. idk, man. I'm pretty sure an argument could be made for that one.

[stealsyourheart]

"Dude, spiders are NOT the exploding member of the bug family, just sayin'."

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Peter just SHRUGS. ]

Did I ever tell you about the time I accidentally created a super villain, caught Mr Stark's lab on fire and nearly caused a huge black out all over New York?

I'm not allowed in Mr Stark's lab unsupervised anymore-at least back home. Here I'm a lot less likely to accidentally create super villains with a grudge against Stark Industries.

[stealsyourheart]

[ ................. ]

Are you sure your life is real, and you aren't being videoed for a reality tv show.

[hashtagparkerluck]

I mean, I think in the end all we can ever hope for is that we're not all part of a Truman Show-Esque thing.

[ He really, really hopes that's not it because wow. What kind of sick, sadistic baster would want to watch the horror show that is the life of one Peter Parker? Although the Spider-Man bit is pretty cool. ]

Anyways-I meant to say so earlier, but I got distracted- Spiders aren't actually bugs. They're arachnids.

[stealsyourheart]

I am pretty sure my life is nowhere near as exciting as yours.

[ Including the Heists, the Murders, the Witch, and the Secret Organisation. Oh and the Robot. We don't talk about the Robot ]

Did you like. Get cursed by an Ancient Chinese Diety? And I know dude, but "bugs" is easier to say.

[hashtagparkerluck]

It's called Parkerluck but I'm pretty sure I've already explained this to you.

[ He just shrugs because what else is there for him to do about it? Get upset? Sure, but later when he's not ignoring how wrecked that actually makes him feel. For now it's wear a smile and flash a thumbs up because life is an inescapable nightmare. Why not smile about it? ]

But it's been out to get me since before I was born, so I have no idea what deity I managed to piss off bad enough that now the whole multiverse hates me.

[stealsyourheart]

I'm definitely thinking one of your ancestors severely insulted a deity or a witch, y'know. You luck is that bad.

Probably a Chinese one, as they're the ones with the "May You Live In INteresting Times" thing.