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[hashtagparkerluck]

Okay so!

[ Here's Peter again, he maybe drinking a Monster Energy drink right at that moment. You can also here the lovely sound of Gwen Stacy giggling in background which is making him giggle. ]

Shh! You're making me laugh. [ And this has absolutely got to be done with a straight face. ]

Gwen and I are going through my laptop and I completely forgot I had this song.

[ cue this song playing over the intercom from Peter's computer. ]

[ Also, both Spider-Teens dissolve into a fit of giggles. ]

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[runs_on_batteries]

Why? What did we ever do to you?

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Tony's reaction has him laughing even harder, holding his sides and about to roll right off his hammock, but don't worry about that. ]

You don't like Rick Astley, Mr Stark?

[ He asks through his laughter. ]

[runs_on_batteries]

You're Rick Rolling me? After everything I've done for you?

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ He doesn't answer immediately, he and Gwen are still giggling like this is the funniest thing they've done yet. There's a slight yelp from someone and please hold as Peter seems to have gotten himself stuck upside down. ]

Ah, Come on Mr Stark, it's not just you-and like most people on the train haven't even heard the song.

[runs_on_batteries]

And now you've ruined their blissful ignorance. How dare- are you alright?

[He was trying so hard to keep a straight face but hearing both of the kids laughing was doing him in. His next words were laced with the laughter he was trying to keep at bay and failing.]

You both are menaces to this train!

[hashtagparkerluck]

Pffft. You sound like that Jonah Jameson guy on the dailybugle.net. That guy sucks.

[ Spider-Man is not a menace thank you very much! ...please ignore that he's currently upside down and trying to free his foot from this own web he wasn't supposed to be making. ]

But-! I mean! You don't suck! You're awesome! And like the coolest-uh hang on. [ he's still trying to work himself free. ] -the coolest person in the universe and I-uh... shit!

[ complimenting someone while trying to detangle yourself from a web is a chore. ]

[runs_on_batteries]

[Peter can probably hear the glare at being compared to *that* guy.]

What are you doing? Gwen, where are you two?

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ He can't hear it because he's dangling and can't get free! Remember how he said everything he does that he knows he's not supposed to always comes back to bite him somehow? ]

Hey uh... Mr Stark? My foot's kinda stuck.

[runs_on_batteries]

[So much sighing..]

I'm coming...

where are you?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Dressing car.

...

I got Gwen stuck too.

Before you get mad though-you should know I was just testing out a new webfluid and I guess it's a lot stickier in places than I thought.

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[runs_on_batteries]

[Tony just starts laughing. Wow, he knew Peter wasn't going for an innuendo there but wow. He flips the ICP off and heads down to the dressing car.

He walks in and looks at the two goofballs tangled up in the web.]

Ah, I see. So by testing the webfluid, you meant making a hammock.

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[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Peter glances over at Gwen, this is definitely not a great position to be caught in with his girl friend but at least it's Mr Stark and not Aunt May. He can't help but giggle-both teens still finding it all to be hilarious-at least until Tony asks that question. He manages to pale and shake his head. ]

N-No! No! I was making a web-and I change the formula so I needed to know how sticky it is-Turns out it's really sticky and really strong.

[runs_on_batteries]

Is that a Monster can in the web with you?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Uh....

[ Shit! He forgot about that. It's time to play WHEEL. OF. RESPONSES!


1. Accept that he's caught

2. Lie

3. Feign Ignorance

4. Try and change the subject

5. Bad Joke

6. Accept that you're caught with attitude

><<7. Give him a compliment

8. Completely ignore what just happened

9. Get defensive

10. BSoD ]

You know, you look even more imposing upside down.

[runs_on_batteries]

[That did manage to get him to laugh and shake his head because, really kid?]

Okay so you said this is really sticky? If I touch it am I going to get stuck too?

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ He honestly did not expect that to work. Good to know. ]

Uh... I'm pretty sure. So I wouldn't recommend it.

[runs_on_batteries]

Fine..

[His hand suddenly is encased in metal and the whir of electricity can be heard loudly.]

Alright, don't move.

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ He's gonna fall on his face, he just knows it. ]

Yeah, that's not a problem.

[hibana_incursa]

[ Gwen takes one look at Mr Stark and almost curls into a ball. Almost. Fighting one's spider sense? Not easy. Not easy in the slightest. ]

Make it quick. I can't guarantee I won't move. A danger sense is a hell of a thing.

[runs_on_batteries]

[He gets as close as he can and lets the repulsor send a small, thin beam that cuts through the web. It singes a tiny spot on Peter's sleeve, but otherwise it successfully misses them. He tries one more spot when they don't go tumbling out and this time manages to not even get that much damage.

Just as he's about to make a third cut, the hammock crumbles and Tony gets knocked down right along with them.]

Dammit!

[hashtagparkerluck]

Hey! [ Peter yelps as that was a bit close for comfort-also, he likes this shirt! ] Watch it, please-I only have one other t-shirt and this is the one that doesn't have blood on it.

[ He's about to mouth off again before the web comes undone and guess who landed on their face. Flat on their face with an undignified yelp. ]

Aw shit.

[ His nose may or may not be bleeding. Gross. ]

[hibana_incursa]

[ Peter lands gracelessly. Gwen manages to twist mid air and land a little less painfully. ]

Oh, gosh.

[ Hold on. She's going to take her hoodie off and hand it over. ]

You want me to get some ice?

[runs_on_batteries]

[Tony huffs and shoves Peter off him (though it's a lot more gentle than it seems).]

Christ, kid. Yeah Gwen, if you don't mind. Peter pinch it, right here. There you go.

[He's gotten bloody noses before too.]

cw: bloody noses.

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Well, it was the one that didn't have blood on it. At least they're not stuck anymore? ]

I'm good-I'm fine.

[ he's had bloody noses before, as well so he even knows to lean forward rather than tilt back. ]

I'm not gonna bleed on your hoodie.

[ He refuses it-though he does need something to catch the blood ]

Jumping line

[runs_on_batteries]

Oh for godsake!

[Tony pulls out his handkerchief and shoves it in Peter's hand with a huff of exasperation.]