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As Heaven Is Wide ([personal profile] asheaveniswide) wrote in [community profile] voidtreckernet2022-01-06 01:32 pm

video! because is there really another option we can use isn't txt disabled

In the interest of mine own ongoing entertainment, I have an offer to make to my new fellow Adventurers.

[Hey it's a new guy! And he holds up.. well it looks kind of like a smart cellphone if you squint really hard, but it definitely isn't.]

This is a hunt book, as designed and manufactured by ancient Allag. Upon being activated it tells me of any interesting creatures or beings that are about that may prove a diverting challenge to subdue, ranked by calculated difficulty and risk it poses to the local populations. While we are far from any guild which may reward any such hunts, should a mark appear I am willing to bring any interested in testing their mettle against it.

[Some people just really like hunting, ok? The device is put away.]

However there are ... restrictions. Should it offer up a mark that is exceptionally rare or vital to its ecosystem, alternates to slaying it are required; become creative with how you choose to subdue such a target without inflicting significant harm. If a slain mark is edible, it must be eaten, and as it seems this train has food storage room this should be a welcome addition to otherwise unappealing meals. I will not have waste for mere trophies and tales around a dinner table.

[Zenos makes a small gesture with one hand.]

I am to understand some of you have little battle beasts of your own. These are certainly welcome, but be mindful of your prey. Nature has little interest in rules and regulations. This is not a safe activity, and I expect those who wish to attend to be able to hold their own within reason.
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[personal profile] yondu 2022-01-06 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure. Just fill me in.

And my primary weapon leaves a li'l' hole through stuff. Like three to five inches or so, all cauterized. So small game I just vaporize. I do better with big game or big game that has some smaller shit to defend it. Whips or projectiles an' the like.
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[personal profile] yondu 2022-01-06 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
It's an arrow. Super hot, I can control the direction at all times.

Useful but the bigger it is the less likely I am to do damage what'd decrease the salvage value. [And salvage value is pretty damn important in his eyes.] Or if it has some kinda defense system what needs pickin' off.
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[personal profile] yondu 2022-01-08 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly I hope I get the chance. It's been a while since I've gotten to use it in a good fight. Not that I mind throwin' hands but I didn't spend decades of my life perfectin' the use of a weapon just to sit and spin on it.
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[personal profile] yondu 2022-01-12 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Hey, he can absolutely appreciate a solid attempt at not-smiling. Though it has the unfortunate effect of making him want to fish for more somehow. Can't always get them by being crass, though. Gotta be sneaky and clever when you're stealing smirks. He'll keep that in mind for later.]

You might be pleasantly surprised to know most of the folks on the train, the ones what don't come with the skills built in, usually train like hell and have spent a solid section of their lives learnin' a specific skill set.

Sure is a joy to see folks in action, or what they can produce. I'm pretty sure you could grab any six to eight crew of any age or moral disposition and pull a full job off any kinda job successfully. It's a wonder to behold.
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[personal profile] yondu 2022-01-16 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Well, we're all foreigners here. [That's a very Kree thing for the guy to say, but Yondu's not so bitter that he thinks it matters much. Some people love their homeland or species or cause or whatever a whole lot, and likely got their reasons. The only reason he's ever had to be shitty about it is if it caused trouble with him and his.]

[So far the guy just seems like he likes a challenge and dislikes wastefulness.] Apparently accordin' to the train we was picked based on capability. Though I couldn't figure out nothin' more than that.
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[personal profile] yondu 2022-01-18 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh I feel ya. I'm one of the team leads, but it ain't no true position. It's just explainin' and describin, a little bit of organizin' before a mission to make it a little easier on folks leavin'.

[They do try to keep track of information but the changeover is offensively dramatic.]

Not to mention we got a host of people that got no desire to go on missions at all, no matter their skillset.
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[personal profile] yondu 2022-01-22 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
They adhere to a noninvolvement policy. Or they ain't fit for fightin'. Not like we asked to be here so if the train's got a resource problem, it's the one that started it.

So I ain't judgin'. I know what it's like when a mightier power makes ya do things you don't want. [They wanna say 'to hell with it'? He'll let 'em. He's relying on that himself should there ever be a mission that chafes his own morals, especially now that he's in a position where he can't lie his way out of a job like he's using brutal logic.]
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[personal profile] yondu 2022-01-23 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
I reckon. But I also reckon the pay just ain't worth it sometimes for 'em.

[He shrugs in that, 'they do them' sort of way. He figures there's a reason for them still around, if there's a reason for all of them being around. Which seems to be the case.]