Never have I ever made a fool of myself [video, nebula 17]

[monkeyinthewrench]

What's up, party people?

[ And here's a cheerful wave from a man in orange, seated in his room with a mug of...something. ]

If we haven't met yet, my name's Jake. Jake Peralta, your clues guy. I'm down to poke things with sticks and solve mysteries! Sooner we figure out what the train's entire deal is, where we're going and all that, the better, right? But in the meantime, I thought it'd be fun to get to know my new squad!

Anyways, I was wondering if anyone would be down to play a little Earth game called Never Have I Ever. How it works is you say something totally cool, or weird, or boring that you haven't done. And anybody who has done it has to take a drink. Unfortunately, I'm as broke here as I was back home, so I can't supply the booze. And we should probably be setting a good example, right?

So just drink whatever you have! Be that water, juice, milk, coffee...or if you happen to have a proper adult beverage on you, go ahead and drink responsibly. You ready? Great, I'll start: never have I ever gone skydiving!

((ooc: it's a big mingle format! Go ahead and add new 'never have I ever' statements as new toplevels, and threadhop all you want.))

Comments

[firewalled]

...You've never had parents? Did they just die when you were really little?

[He still has one, so he supposes he's got to take a swig for this.]

[amnesiadragon]

Nope. I was summoned, so I don't have parents.

[firewalled]

...It's no big deal. You're not missing much. Even if you don't get unlucky and they die off early, you might get stuck with a real asshole.

[amnesiadragon]

... I'm sorry. It sounds like you had bad parents.

[firewalled]

...Well, a bad dad anyways. My mom died when I was little. It's okay. I've gotten used to it.

[amnesiadragon]

I wish you could have gotten a better one. You don't deserve a bad one.

[firewalled]

It's nice of you to say that... But it's kind of just the way things work out. You get shitty parents, or a shitty school, or something like that, at least.