Merriment Day 27

[yondu]

Video - Games Car

[Despite the fact that the flight simulator has been done for a while, Yondu's finally making mention of it on the ICP so people know about it. He's in the Game car right now.]

Alright, so. I got y'all a flight simulator. It's modeled after the ones the Nova Corp use, which probably means nothin' to most but they got a pretty big fleet and they're made to train for a lotta kinds of ships. Now, in the chance we got a mission comin' up where we'll need to be able to fly craft? We got somethin' to get a step ahead.

Console switches out to match craft usin' some matter tech from my universe. Has a holographic menu to change settings on. [He almost mentions that even some of the stupider members of his crew could figure out how to use the settings so don't worry about it being confusing? But he oughtn't speak ill of the dumbass dead.] There's a bunch of settings to try her out in and Della an' Hera have also offered to help with instruction since it's a trainin' tool. I mentioned to a few people that Quill was ten when I started learnin' him to fly and I think most of y'all are at the very least spiritually older than that.

[Considering what Ghost complained about earlier, he has to add that little bit in there.]

The simulator's attached to a battery. Battery can be removed an' taken on a mission, it holds 72 hours of power so could help us out in a pinch with electrical equipment. If you want any unique craft from your world and it don't got settings for somethin' similar, just order it from the train.

Comments

[sos_pilot]

[ Della was there every step of the way, but she's STILL so happy about this, that the formal announcement brings tears to her eyes. ]

THE TRAIN HAS ACHIEVED PERFECTION!

[yondu]

It ain't the real thing, but I'm still lookin' forward to seein' what your worlds got to offer.

[Yondu might be a Ravager, but he's at his heart an explorer. If this is the only way he'll have to see some other people's machines? Maybe even homes if they get the programs? He wants to do it.]

[sos_pilot]

I can't thank you enough for doing this, Yondu! I owe you my heart, kidneys, whatever you want!

[yondu]

I don't think there's much of a market for it around these parts so you can keep 'em.

[Ravager humor is the worst humor.]

On a more serious note, since you offered to get somethin', I'd like Soldat to have some real nice specialty ingredients to bake with. Whatever they'd want. They know better than me.

[The least he can do for the one person in the whole of the cosmos to say they loved his bastard blue ass. Cooking supplies.]

[sos_pilot]

You want me to dump some points in there? You got it. Anything specific he mentioned, or free for all?

[yondu]

I uhhhhhhh....

I'll ask 'im to tell you or somethin'. I don't know Terran food too well. I wanted to use my leftover abilities to help with things in the greenhouse and that didn't turn out all that good.

[sos_pilot]

Hey, no problem. Just send him my way, and we'll have the kitchen stocked with all his favorites in no time!