Day 16: Voice.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Hey! Mr Conductor...? Driver? Person...?

Uh.. anyways... is there a WiFi Password? 'Cause I really need the WiFi password.

You know, asking for a friend.

[ Sorry that everyone had to listen to that. ]

Comments

[hashtagparkerluck]

I'm... pretty sure that's not how that works? I've only been to space-well not counting void travel-only the one time but nothing exploded then.

[stealsyourheart]

Space isn't the same as this Void, right? And like. Staring at the Void gives you a headache. What if wifi gives your computer the electronic equivalent?

[ is he trolling or is he serious who knows ]

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Well, you know. ]

won't know until we try. Besides, I need internet to play like... WoW and Beastwars and stuff. Also like 90% of the games I have on steam.

[stealsyourheart]

Dude, if this is void wifi, it's not going to connect to earth internet, you know that right.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Hey.

Don't crush my hopes and dreams.

[stealsyourheart]

[ Kaito GRINS at him and makes a SQUISH motion with his hands ]

[hashtagparkerluck]

Wow.

Worst friend.

[ He's pretty good at deadpan sarcasm. It's an art and he's been practicing it pretty much all his life. ]

[stealsyourheart]

You love me anyway. [ He grins at him ]

[hashtagparkerluck]

Coming between me and the internet? I don't know, man. That's kinda a deal breaker.

[stealsyourheart]

[ Piously ]

I am merely attempting to save the laptop from destruction by the void.

[hashtagparkerluck]

Pffft.

My laptop's fine. It's way better than people give it credit for.

[stealsyourheart]

I will remember you say that when it downloads Void music and explodes. [ Kaito says cheerfully ]

[hashtagparkerluck]

Wow. I don't need void music, I have Imagine Dragons. Mostly because I'm radioactive.

[stealsyourheart]

You are assuming you will still have control, when the creepy Void voices take over your laptop like HAL~

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ SIGH. Didn't get his stupid jokes. He's gonna have to dock some of your cool points. ]

Pffft, that's not gonna happen. But I love the reference.

[stealsyourheart]

[ Kaito is Japanese, Peter. Different music! ]

You say that, and it'll be like the Borg.

[hashtagparkerluck]

[ Sorry Kaito, Peter can't here you because he's too busy trying to make you listen to this. He needs to introduce you to his music. ]

[stealsyourheart]

[ He tips his head curiously ]

Catchy music. Is that going to be your theme song?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Dude. I would Love Imagine Dragons to do my theme song.

But no uh... I already endorsed another song on like uh.. youtube or something. I think I made a music file of it. Let me see if I can find it.

[ Spider-Man has a lot of fans okay, and some of them are talented and this one is done with a violin and not the best vocals but not bad. ]


[ Of course, it's this one: ]

Spiderman, Spiderman
Does whatever a spider can.
Spins a web, any size.
Catches thieves- just like flies.
Look out! Here comes the Spiderman.
Is he strong? Listen, bud.
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing, from a thread?
Take a look overhead.
Hey, there! There goes the Spiderman!
In the chill of night, at the scene of a crime
like a streak of light
he arrives, just in time!
Spiderman, Spiderman
friendly neighborhood Spiderman.
Wealth and fame? He's ignored.
Action is his reward.
Look out! There goes the Spiderman!
In the chill of night, at the scene of a crime
like a streak of light
he arrives, just in time!
Spiderman, Spiderman
friendly neighborhood Spiderman.
Wealth and fame? He's ignored.
Action is his reward.
To him
life is a great big bang-up.
Wherever there's a hang-up
you'll find the Spiderman!

[stealsyourheart]

Wait. You actually have an actual theme song? Is this like. DId you write that or is this some sort of advertising thing for superheroes?

[hashtagparkerluck]

Nah, one of my Spider-Fans wrote it and put it on youtube. Spidey officially endorsed it over instagram.

Which, I have Spider-Man's instagram set up on like... a burner phone 'cause no one is supposed to know that Peter Parker is Spider-Man, you know? At least back home, anyways. Here everyone does and that's kinda a thing that's a little weird.

[stealsyourheart]

[ He laughs ]

Well, not much point in secret identities on a train, I guess.

[ SAYS THE HYPOCRITE ]

But that's pretty cool, and really weird, all at once.