adregem: (time to regroup i guess)
Roland Crane ([personal profile] adregem) wrote in [community profile] voidtreckernet2021-03-03 12:36 am

Video - Kazoo 1

[ On the day of platform, after all is said and done and passengers both new and old have filed into the Voidtrecker Express, a certain man restored to his usual youthful face is seen on screen, from the comfort of the Library car. Clad in clothes that are distinctly different from the train's usual uniform, eagle-eyed passengers may find a particular floral lapel pin attached to the turnover collar of his top as the only indicator of where he's been grouped. ]

To my fellow Voidtrecker passengers, a very fine Kazoo day to you all.

[ These month names will never stop sounding ridiculous to him, but with a face so serious, it sort of works in commanding attention anyway. ]

I've begun this broadcast with two express purposes: first, I would like to ask for your time as we launch an official census of the current Purple team roster. [ He crosses his arms over his chest. Though he is speaking in general, it seems he's adept at talking to cameras such that he could be addressing you in particular. ] Just now counting the passenger list from the ICP, we are once again seeing an incredible number of talented individuals who all have something unique to offer, not just for this team, but for everyone onboard.

[ His fist curls in a determined gesture. ] To this end, interested members can now fill out a quick survey such that we can determine who is good at, or comfortable doing, particular tasks on and off missions. Purple is populated by plenty of diverse folks, the most of the train's teams, and we should be putting everyone where they are most needed. It could be as simple as offering your favorite hobby as a service, or something more unexpected like your secret ability to bench-press three cows while jumping as high as the moon. Heh. [ Ah, so he has a sense of humor. However corny or dry. Back to business. ]

You may find these surveys in stacks by the Library car, with a tray for our collection later on. [ Said stack of paper is in his hands already to show, and it's definitely a tall one. ] Rest assured that you are protected by the team leads if you would like to keep certain things private, or known only to a select few. Share only what you deem important. Alternatively, you can find me anytime and hand it in yourself so we can talk face-to-face.

[ He drops the stack gently and faces the camera one more time. His smile widens by a fraction. ] As for the second purpose...[ His hand rests against his chest and he briefly closes his eyes. ] I would like to formally introduce myself. My name is Roland Crane, and Purple or not, I am happily at everyone's service.

[ Roland nods determined before he ends his announcement. ]


( ooc: ) open to [ action ] tags if characters happen to be in the library. check out the ooc community for the survey in question!
blitzcheer: (family traits)

[personal profile] blitzcheer 2021-03-06 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
They'll be fiiine- [ Is that probably least convincing whispering back to Inigo that he's heard plenty of times before. But Roland's threat aren't worth indulging in too much, and instead Tidus whistles between two fingers, enticing the (happily) distracted higgledies to turn with interest and glee.

...by hopping about on their stubby stub stubs for legs in place, squeaking and making their own noises; no sense of urgency to be found in them (probably because of the next higgledy firing overhead they bounce extra more in joy for. ...but, probably not).

But this plan of having the little creatures return as renewed ammo isn't going so well when they're not doing their side of the agreement: of returning after being tossed. Which might have something to do with the bookcase, an unusual addition from the regular trials from when Tidus does this (nicely, of course - sometimes even in water!). Yet Tidus doesn't have to start making any adjustments about what to do next, apparently - when a pair have some plans of their own in making their spectacular appearance.

What a wonderful turn of events. And maybe there's something in particular about knowing that Roland has been betrayed entirely that makes him bold, or the brave company on his shoulder, that he doesn't have to think twice to pat Inigo on the arm and to signal him to go around the other side of the bookcase, while Tidus gets up to turn the side closest to him.

Rannygazoo large and in charge on his soldier, their hench-higgledy at his feet. Tidus's smug grin board and wide, with a scattering of other higgledy all around them, squeaking and joyous. Even the two in Roland's pockets continuing their groovy dance. ]


You're outnumbered, Roland. [ Said, with the total cool voice of any blockbuster confrontation. Tidus's hands are even on his sides. Cool pose, cool everything.

Even his finger pointing, as he directs it straight at Roland. ]


It's higgledy time.

[ And that's the signal, for Rannygazoo to cry out, raising his tiny weapon up, and for the other higgledy to storm the floor over to Roland, to start scrambling and jumping all over him.



he just wanted people to fill in his survey ]
flatteries: (and some just won't)

[personal profile] flatteries 2021-03-07 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ For a moment Inigo is surprised by the sudden presence on his head. But it's not the first time Bambosh has found his way up there, so after the initial surprise which only lasts about a second, Inigo just accepts the fire higgledy's choice of seating.

He's easily distracted anyway by Tidus's signal, making Inigo slowly move over to the other side of the bookcase they're hiding behind, the fire higgledies Bambosh made appear giggling and jumping around his feet. In the meantime he can hear Tidus already jumping out and commanding his own higgledies-- which makes Inigo move a little faster in turn. Usually he may have been a bit more hesitant about sending this absolute higgle-overload after Roland, but there is not only the usual teen bad influence in play, but now Bambosh too, who is absolutely all for this chaos.

Which means the fire higgledies are easily sent after the rest, also starting to jump Roland, to try and scale the man like a mountain. One maybe even climbing under Roland's clothes, intending to find some tickling spots. You think Inigo forgot the hot springs incident?! Fool, you just taught him new techniques!

The light higgledies, however, are sent on a different mission. They start climbing the table Roland was working at. Perhaps the older guy is too distracted by the higgle-chaos, but if he's very attentive, he may start to notice them trying to carry off his papers or notebook or whatever other materials he was using..

And Inigo didn't even have to say a word and betray his intentions! Thanks, telepathic link with Jumblie. Really helpful at moments like these. ]
blitzcheer: (big smile!!)

[personal profile] blitzcheer 2021-03-10 03:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Chaos has won.

If the pair - or, the group at this rate; the higgledies can't be excluded now! - were supposed to help Roland be presentable this fine train day, he's had another thing coming -- and received it, aptly. Any proper library procedures ignored for the current fiasco taking place of tiny little nature beings clambering up a full grown man to overtake him completely, all in the name of having a good time.

Some topple and fall with Roland having to do much, the perch of his seat as much an obstacle as it is an aid for them. Some are happy to squeak and giggle around his inherited throne. But yes, thank you for asking, Tidus is having a blast; having hardly moved from his spot when he doesn't need to. Arms still folded, having a good view of Inigo's own version of mischief. ]


Can't handle a few higgledies, Rol? [ He coos cheerily. ] And you're trying to wrangle together a team. Sheesh! No wonder you need all the help you can get.

[ heh heh heh heh. ]
flatteries: (to shoot me out of a cannon)

[personal profile] flatteries 2021-03-10 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Alas, and so the mighty have fallen. To a bunch of mischievous higgledy helpers. The boys better hope that the creatures never turn on them like this one day, considering how utterly they're reducing Roland to a wreck over here, especially with how serious he was trying to be today! (But then again - maybe that's exactly why he needed the break, having a moment to just let loose even in the middle of all of this.)

For a moment Inigo is totally left out of their back and forth exchange, since his little light higgledy helpers have arrived at his feet with the requested stolen goods, which means Inigo has to bend down for a moment and give their cute little higgledy helper heads small kisses for being such good little helpers!

But he glances up again from where he's squatting at the sound of Tidus's mischievous laughter, his head popping out from the side of the bookcase a bit more to glance in Tidus's direction too, rather than just the poor old man at their mercy. ]


Well, that's why we're here to back you up.

[ Is this truly 'backing' Roland 'up', Inigo. ]

Besides, how would you even pay us back, huh? [ CAN YOU TOP THIS, ROLAND? CAN YOU? ]
blitzcheer: (i need one hands behind head)

[personal profile] blitzcheer 2021-03-13 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It's not weird Roland, it's called giving birth. It's a beautiful thing. Look at the higgledy children you're making.

Anyway. The fun and games must always come to an end, and Tidus is satisfied; not knowing right then what Inigo is doing, but if he were to see the other guy giving the creatures kisses? Typical -- guy should run a kiddy daycare. But Tidus isn't left to himself, as he drops himself onto the floor cross-legged, higgledies of every colour deciding to surround him as a place for them to play their own little games. Clambering over his legs, doing their tiny celebratory dances. ]


I dunno, we didn't plan nothing. [ That isn't the response Roland wants to 'where are the surveys', and not so lightly, but hey, they can't be that far. Tidus sparing a glance over which way, and isn't that some papers on the floor over there?? Eh. ]

You'll get them back. [ There we go. ] So, how're you feeling about it? Think you got enough people up to helping out?
flatteries: (go green when you answer)

[personal profile] flatteries 2021-03-13 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Inigo's face goes bright red the moment he hears the words higgledy kisses. Daaaaaaaaad, not in front of Tidus?! Please?! Don't call him out for enjoying sharing some affection with his emotional support higgledies! It's a small miracle he doesn't tumble over from his squatting position and end up right on the floor on his butt. There's some great balancing going on here.

And while he is the person with the answer to Roland's question, he's not the first to answer. Mostly since Inigo isn't sure if he should. As much as Inigo can go along with this mischief, he's definitely not the ringleader here.

Hence why, a moment after Tidus says that last part about having enough people, Inigo peers out from behind the bookcase again. ]


.. Wait, are we done now?

[ IS THE MISCHIEF OVER? Is this some new mischief level? Is Tidus playing 4D chess? Inigo has no clue.

Meanwhile the light higgledies are happily passing the surveys back and forth in front of Inigo, with Bambosh cheering them on from his seat on Inigo's head. ]
blitzcheer: (cherish us)

[personal profile] blitzcheer 2021-03-15 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
We don't have to be done.

[ Doesn't matter where what Roland says fits into this, it can be right after. Is Tidus going to deny the thirst for more chaos? Gibbers's higgledies are making their way over to where Inigo and the bigger crowd of higgledies are gathered with Inigo, to join in the passing around of paper. They also want to just pass these things without any ultimate destination too!! ]

We can be up to whatever we want to! Buuuut, [ buuuuut, ] there is that one thing... right, Inigo? That? Do you think now's the time?

[ Is Tidus speaking discreetly on purpose? Ignoring Roland's presence, right in front of his salad?

why would you even ask ]
flatteries: (count your blessings)

[personal profile] flatteries 2021-03-16 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I guess there is no better time than now..

[ Of course this is on purpose. Even Inigo can tell that, and that's saying a lot, considering how sometimes he lags behind a little - or more than just a little - on catching these cues.

But this one? He's got it in the pocket. He even knows exactly what Tidus means when he says that, and Inigo smiles while watching the higgledies have a field day with something as simple as paper to play with.

.. though maybe letting Gibbs's mini-mes play with paper isn't the best idea. Don't want to get wet spots all over these surveys!

So instead Inigo summons something from his Arms Band - it's hard to tell what, from where he's sitting - and gives it to the higgledies, whispering instructions to the tiny water creatures. ]


Behold! Today we present to you.. a great gift!

[ And with that, the higgledies finish carrying over something, stopping at Roland's feet. It's.. a case? Except it's really hard to tell what may be in it while just looking at the outside.

But if the man takes it and opens it - he'll find an earpiercing gun inside.

Inigo justs sits and watches with a grin, so excited for Roland's reaction. ]
blitzcheer: (based on miscommunication)

[personal profile] blitzcheer 2021-03-18 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Tidus is sitting, watching, uncaring still about any papers getting damp spots on them from fun-loving higgledies, their 'hopeful' personalities to the point of believing it'll be okay. Bambosh's juniors or Jumblie's may want to get them from the water beings, distract them with their own offer of fun!!!

But as for Tidus, he's observing. This is the treat he's been waiting for, the one highlight to his day that's otherwise been a great heaping of fuck you, train. But he's not here for that, but the reserved expression that Roland wears. Continues to wear even he opens the case.

Ah.

Aha. It clicks, and it tickles Tidus, the way Roland goes on. Oh, he thinks this is for them. He looks over to Inigo, hoping to catch his eye or that their silent communication (of one braincell link) will work here to let the other guy know: Don't tell him, man. Let him figure it out. He'll get it, just look and wait at him long enough!

He may be asking for a lot, but otherwise, Tidus isn't asking for anything -- verbally anyway, turning back to Roland in silence.

But only verbally. His smirk and eyes on the older man absolutely telling, as long as Roland can understand Tidus's language. ]
flatteries: (somebody said that life isn't fair)

[personal profile] flatteries 2021-03-19 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Inigo is so baffled at this whole thing unfolding before him. He imagined that surely Roland would catch on to the idea they bought the gun with in the first place - and yet.. apparently he doesn't. At all. Because Inigo knows the older guy's tone well at this point. Knows when he's being serious, and when he isn't.

(Or so he likes to think, anyway, even when in practice it's not often that clear-cut.)

But in this case he knows Roland is 100% serious with what he's saying. That he doesn't even think of potential other uses for that ear piercing gun other than to use it on their youthful ears.

Inigo - with clear surprise in his eyes at how far this is sailing over Roland's head - is about to speak up and explain it, but then his gaze crosses Tidus's.

And in a rare, rare moment of teen solidarity, he seems to entirely understand what the other means.

So he doesn't speak up. Inigo just stays silent too. In fact, he even moves so he's actually within Roland's line of sight, just so the man can feel the gazes of two teenagers staring at him. Though compared to Tidus's smirk, Inigo's own look seems more like one of curiosity, of anticipation. ]
blitzcheer: (AND THAT'S WHEN I SWOOPED IN)

[personal profile] blitzcheer 2021-03-22 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Good thing it did, I was worried your ear was gonna fall off. Now we have an actual piercing gun and everything with it!

[ Since that day has long and gone, Tidus can admit without shame how absolutely ill-equipped he was in every sense of the word for piercing anybody's ears! But don't worry, he's delighted by Roland's reaction plenty too, standing up off from the ground, the few higgledies around him giving him room. ]

So? Pick a stud. And an ear! Get one on the same side as us!

[ 'Pick an ear but pick the right one', basically. ]
flatteries: (for breakfast in the heartbreak hotel)

[personal profile] flatteries 2021-03-23 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
[ Look at this brazen admission over here. Inigo's face immediately turns into sheer panic. It's a hilarious contrast with the higgledies next to him still having the time of their lives passing these surveys back and forth, even as Inigo is slowly getting up on his feet as well. ]

W-What do you mean, fall off?!

[ EXCUSE YOU, TIDUS? BRO? You can't just convince him that piercing his dad's ears is safe and then go back on it like this! Inigo looks like he's about to have an aneurysm over something that already happened! ]
blitzcheer: (lyrics are easy!!)

[personal profile] blitzcheer 2021-03-23 06:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ He's about the easily brush off Inigo's worried exclaim, happy as a pea, looking like the total menace he's being as he seems ready to make his pounce approach on Roland.

Except-

'Pup, pup you have to save me!'

The expression drops as the realisation hits him quick, that Inigo's going to believe him. Roland can enjoy one desperate moment where Tidus realises that he might just have a second guy in the form of his bro betraying him. ]


Don't believe him, it was a joke! [ Before Tidus looks Inigo's way, to try and fix this mess. What else will help? Oh, he's got a feeling...! ]

Roland even knows it! Can you believe it? Your own pops lying to you! He's a jerk!

[ Listen to Tidus stand up for you, Inigo! He won't ever let you down!



...wait this won't make Inigo cry, will it... ]
flatteries: (mystery's flashing amber)

[personal profile] flatteries 2021-03-24 08:27 am (UTC)(link)
[ So much happens so suddenly.

And Inigo, as gullible as he is, and so very willing to believe both of the people in his presence right now, is rapidly being swung in two entirely different directions. He glances between Tidus and Roland, his eyes wide, as if he's not too sure who to believe in this Battle Of The Wills.

Until Tidus reaches the end of what he's saying, anyway.

Something that was perhaps said with slightly too little thought of it, considering its inevitable conclusion. Inigo completely stops moving, and all of a sudden he looks heartbroken. ]


R-Roland.. is lying to me..?

[ Look what that very idea does with him. There are some light higgledies desperately starting to climb up his legs, as if they're trying to keep this breakdown at bay, but it's already too late. The very thought of Roland lying to him has broken Inigo, and he looks like Roland just drove right over his favourite puppy. ]
blitzcheer: (full blast blush bro)

1/2

[personal profile] blitzcheer 2021-03-26 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ In Tidus's defence, he didn't go in guns blazing knowing that there was ammo in the chambers. Or, not any ammo that would cause any hefty damage. He thought it picked up the water guns instead of the real things, and basically, sometimes his mouth has a mind of its own. He wanted to set Inigo onto Roland, not set Inigo off.

And even once the words came out, there was a nagging in Tidus's gut that this could go some place bad. Haven't they been in this situation before? Which, as Inigo's face twists into the one of anguish that it does--

oh.

Right. ]
blitzcheer: (fluster fluster!)

[personal profile] blitzcheer 2021-03-26 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The look thrown back at Roland's disapproval - a cock of the head, brows raised, the So? implied at his assumed maturity levels - deteriorates into something more apprehensive as he sees where this is going to go. The two former enemies connect in their worry for Inigo's current state. Roland works fast, but Tidus joins in on the end. We were just-! ]

Fooling! Fooling around! [ Guh! ] Did Roland sound serious at all?!

[ Come on bro!! But here comes Roland still on the go, as he parks his butt down on the chair after shoving the piercing kit back at him, Tidus guffawing and standing with it held to his stomach, not knowing what to do, what is he supposed to do with this?!

There's too much of an anxious air here, Tidus feels put on the spot!! ]


Buy your own studs if you don't like them! What are you expecting, they're all the same! [ The same simple bulb of silver or gold and different sizes, depending on preference. Tidus opens up the kit box, setting it on the table as he takes out the instructions to try and read through them. ]

Twisting them is what you do, once you pierce them! You need to twist them around once a while.
flatteries: (aw)

[personal profile] flatteries 2021-03-26 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Look at these two flipping like leaves at the very sight of Inigo's tears. If only the boy was aware of how powerful those are - although it's most likely better to not put that power into his hands.

Instead he just gives the other two a kind of baffled look, like he isn't entirely sure why the scene in front of him is shifting so rapidly. As if he doesn't know that this is entirely his indirect doing.

He opens his mouth to say something, but Roland and Tidus are already firing off words at each other again, and so instead Inigo slowly steps over towards them in silence. All the way until he's at Roland's side, his hands pressing down on one of the man's hands. ]


You don't have to if you don't want to, you know, father..

[ Sorry, Tidus. Inigo's heart is weak. He even glances over at the other teen with a desperate 'right, right?' puppy-worthy look in his eyes. ]

We can always just keep it around in case my or Tidus's hole closes!
blitzcheer: (know what that means?)

[personal profile] blitzcheer 2021-03-29 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Don't throw him looks, Inigo! You're playing with his heart!!!

But the scene does distract Tidus, whether it can be called one. Inigo reassuring Roland, but most of the work comes from Roland himself, the way he eyes around and then back at the gear. He holds the small leaflet open in his hand, could glimpse the too-many-words to find even where the basic of instructions are, but what's the point until they have Roland more on their side?

Tidus could argue, would - if maybe on another day, though; maybe his heart would be soft. Ugh, it'd be a waste though, buying this for nothing...

But Roland relents. Eases even, by some inner peace he finds in himself. Better than the day they did this when he was older (well, outside), and Tidus can only be glad. Hey, the guy must be realising he's fussing over nothing, huh? ]


It's your pick! Buy yourself some nicer ones later. [ Yeah, see? Always time for some nicer earrings (or earring). ] Just think of it like another way of dressing up! You got any sports team with a good logo?

[ Because nothing says classy like wearing a sports earring. ]
flatteries: (from misery; take it from me)

[personal profile] flatteries 2021-03-30 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The way Roland gives in to the whole thing does look very genuine, doesn't it. There's nothing fussy about it. Instead it's like a sudden calm comes over the guy as he speaks up again, like he's suddenly at peace with it all.

Which makes Inigo, in turn, sure that the other is really up for it. So there's no more puppy looks, or any attempts to try and be absolutely sure that this is what Roland wants. Instead the puppy behaviour slows down a little, replaced by a smile that lingers around his lips. ]


No, father, you should get flower earrings! [ Look at these twin teens trying to both influence him with their own interests.. Be wise here, mister president! Think about what you're about to say! ] They'd match the other things we gave you!