[Video] Kazoo 1 - Late At Night Before Obligatory Train Nap

[gentle_jim]

What's up train stains? Handsome Jack here. I was just in the music carriage and I came across the darndest thing. Does anyone else remember these little plastic shit flutes? Haha, brings back memories.

And since I happen to be super musically inclined, I thought I'd serenade you all with a couple of songs I happen to know by heart.


[Cue super loud and intensely awful recorder playing. And its not going to stop any time soon because Jack doesn't need to breathe.]

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Some Time Later

[namethattune]

[The broadcast cuts out. A bit of revenge is exacted. When the broadcast turns back on, it is Siebren, a smirk on his face as he gestures grandly and tilts the ICP upwards to reveal Handsome Jack, sans recorder, flat against the ceiling face first. He is likely swearing up a (somewhat muffled) storm. Siebren absolutely does not care.]

The evil has been defeated.

[He's on a roll tonight for references others are unlikely to understand.]

He will be remaining there until such time as the train forces us to sleep. To those who share this room with him, I highly recommend either staying up or bedding down somewhere else for the evening. Additionally, if someone would be kind enough to alert the occupants of the quiet car that the train is once again safe, I would much appreciate it.

[yondu]

[A few minutes later.] I got her down to the kitchens, by the way.

I think Piccolo is in that room? So if he shows up you can probably just let him down and give him to him... And that ain't showin' pity.

[Commitment or no, he's sure that the big green dude could take pretty good care of his territory. But he can't blame him if he had the Cherry problem of sensitive ears.]