[Video] Kazoo 1 - Late At Night Before Obligatory Train Nap

[gentle_jim]

What's up train stains? Handsome Jack here. I was just in the music carriage and I came across the darndest thing. Does anyone else remember these little plastic shit flutes? Haha, brings back memories.

And since I happen to be super musically inclined, I thought I'd serenade you all with a couple of songs I happen to know by heart.


[Cue super loud and intensely awful recorder playing. And its not going to stop any time soon because Jack doesn't need to breathe.]

Comments

[gentle_jim]

Holy shit, I hope you're doing that with your hands-

-or alternatively in a crowded area that would take out the most people.

[afterburner]

DUDE! One, that's gross. Two, there's not enough broccoli on the train for me to do that!

[(Thank the gods.) But there is enough powder in the gym car for her to keep going...]

[gentle_jim]

You're gross. And sooner or later your hands are gonna get tired. You can't beat me, I'm a frickin' robot, cupcake!