[Video] Kazoo 1 - Late At Night Before Obligatory Train Nap

[gentle_jim]

What's up train stains? Handsome Jack here. I was just in the music carriage and I came across the darndest thing. Does anyone else remember these little plastic shit flutes? Haha, brings back memories.

And since I happen to be super musically inclined, I thought I'd serenade you all with a couple of songs I happen to know by heart.


[Cue super loud and intensely awful recorder playing. And its not going to stop any time soon because Jack doesn't need to breathe.]

Comments

[yondu]

I've met folks that did a better job of holdin' a note while passin' gas, but I'm figurin' that's purposeful. Is this revenge personal and you'd just take ever'body out with the splash damage or are you just weapons testin'?

[gentle_jim]

[Jack pauses in his relentless recorder assault to squint at the screen.]

Oh hey, you're blue too. [Obviously not a hologram blue, as this person doesn't have the tell-tale semi-transparency.]

Wow, rude. I'm obviously doing this to improve morale around here.

My morale at least. Shit's hilarious. [Grin]

[yondu]

I'm a Centaurian. It's the only color my kind comes in.

[Though he is kind of glad whenever he comes across someone on this train that's a notably different color than usual. That's beside the point.]

Startin' to think it might boost my morale to come give your ass a music lesson, Nuts n' Bolts.

[gentle_jim]

[Yondu is going to have to wait through another song before Jack responds again.]

Okay, okay wait a minute -- So you're telling me your entire race literally has blue balls?

Wait, do you have balls? Does that joke work?

[He chuckles at the nickname and the threat.] You can't improve on perfection -- by which I mean both my ass and my musical talent.

[yondu]

I see you're choosin' the 'suicide run' to insults today. [Sir, you are blue, and likely do not have balls. He's not going to check but to assume.]

Anatomy lessons aside, I'm already on my way. Bringin' my own party mix.

[He's already at the ICP in the music car. When he gets there, he just needs Jack to even crack the door. If he can get it just a little open, he can jam his arrow in there and get in.]