[Video] Kazoo 1 - Late At Night Before Obligatory Train Nap

[gentle_jim]

What's up train stains? Handsome Jack here. I was just in the music carriage and I came across the darndest thing. Does anyone else remember these little plastic shit flutes? Haha, brings back memories.

And since I happen to be super musically inclined, I thought I'd serenade you all with a couple of songs I happen to know by heart.


[Cue super loud and intensely awful recorder playing. And its not going to stop any time soon because Jack doesn't need to breathe.]

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[consider8]

[Well, there was a little bit of truth! Just not his playing, more.... everything around it.]

Do you have an actual plan or this is more a personal aspiration?

[She can't fault him that last part though. It actually sounds like something the Inklings might do. Just less obnoxiously.]

[gentle_jim]

'Course I have a plan. And a couple of back-ups too. [He snorts.]

Everyone else here has pretty much given up. Not ol' Jack.

[consider8]

It is not out of any desire to do so, I promise you.

So far the only way off appears to be to walk out on the days the train reaches the platform... or the expiration of the train.

Ideally, we would prefer to avoid that second option.

[gentle_jim]

Yeah, well. I'm pretty good at thinkin' out of the box, princess. [He taps the side of his head]

And as an AI- I got a few more options than most people. [Wink]

[consider8]

[His bravado is irritating, but so was his playing. Still, if he could find a way out, she would deal make a deal with the devilfish]

I wish you luck.

You may need it. My understanding is the systems on this train is... limited.

[Buuut he's not the first AI to make such a claim. WOW was he a different one to the last two she's known, too...]