[Video] Kazoo 1 - Late At Night Before Obligatory Train Nap

[gentle_jim]

What's up train stains? Handsome Jack here. I was just in the music carriage and I came across the darndest thing. Does anyone else remember these little plastic shit flutes? Haha, brings back memories.

And since I happen to be super musically inclined, I thought I'd serenade you all with a couple of songs I happen to know by heart.


[Cue super loud and intensely awful recorder playing. And its not going to stop any time soon because Jack doesn't need to breathe.]

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[gentle_jim]

Nice try, kiddo- but ain't nothing stopping this concert!

Also wow, that is one bad bug infestation. Please tell me your cabin isn't anywhere near mine.

[ourtomorrow]

[ Oh, it's...it's on, and he got the...musician's.....attention. Well then. Ken will do what he does to everybody who antagonizes him and start yelling about motive, then. ]

Why would you do this?! It's the first day for so many people...!!

[ The legs give way to a buggy face squashed against the screen. ]

Ken-chan, don't! He'll just be mean to you!

[gentle_jim]

That's exactly why! This is totally a 'Welcome to the Train' type concert. Get all the newbies on the right track. [Haha, look a pun.]

Eugh, does that thing make nests or lay eggs? 'Cause if so, I'm gonna hafta order a flamethrower next platform. Yikes.

barring on-train character growth he's gonna be this easy to rile every time. just. so you know

[ourtomorrow]

[ !!!! a curveball!!!!!

the mean blue person was mean to WORMMON instead!!!!

Wormmon squeaks and hops off the ICP, into Ken's arms. Ken cradles his partner and grits his teeth. Even though Wormmon can't do either of those things--- ]

You.....!!

a m a z i n g

[gentle_jim]

Me? Come on, you can do it. Spit it out.

[ourtomorrow]

[ It is not spat so much as forced out, through teeth that will not unclench. ]

Wormmon hasn't done anything to you.

[gentle_jim]

Yet... But the next thing I order might just be a big old can of bug spray, just in case.

[ourtomorrow]

HYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[ It's a good thing Wormmon is not the dangerous parasitic sort of giant bug creature, as if he were, he'd be burrowing all the way into Ken's torso right now. As is, he is clinging and being clung to.

And Ken is just getting madder and madder. The gift that keeps on giving. ]

I won't let you disturb the people of this train.