[Video] Kazoo 1 - Late At Night Before Obligatory Train Nap

[gentle_jim]

What's up train stains? Handsome Jack here. I was just in the music carriage and I came across the darndest thing. Does anyone else remember these little plastic shit flutes? Haha, brings back memories.

And since I happen to be super musically inclined, I thought I'd serenade you all with a couple of songs I happen to know by heart.


[Cue super loud and intensely awful recorder playing. And its not going to stop any time soon because Jack doesn't need to breathe.]

Comments

[its_dad_sanzo]

If only there was a shop where points could be exchanged for goods!

[gentle_jim]

Come on, you know by the time its package day again this joke'll be old news.

[its_dad_sanzo]

I don't know, the train delivers some things immediately. If they're not custom or specific.

[ Koumyou taps his chin, smiling brightly. ]

Perhaps I'll order some bagpipes! You're in 4-E, right?

[gentle_jim]

Wait... Seriously? [Oh no, he did not know that.]

Hold on, lemme see if this body can turn off it's hearing... You know, for no particular reason. Just curious.

[its_dad_sanzo]

I suppose you could just leave it shut off forever. Just to be safe.

[ That's such an innocent smile he's giving the ICP camera. ]

I'm a very patient man.

[gentle_jim]

[Jack's expression hardens, feeling his hackles rise. Whoever this is- he's sharp. It's been a long time since he's felt at all intimidated by someone else and its not a feeling he's enjoying. This is someone to be careful around. He reminds him a bit of Wainwright Jakobs during negotiations... a polite face and a sharp tongue.]

On second thought. I'd prefer to get it over with sooner than later. Meeting you in person sounds like a trip.

[its_dad_sanzo]

[ That hardened expression gets an answering little head-tilt from Koumyou Sanzo, the movement exaggerated by his long, pale bangs. His smile turns distinctly, gently, amused. ]

Well, I would certainly hate to keep you waiting...

[ But he's going to. ]

...But I'm afraid I'm far too busy today. Rain check?

[gentle_jim]

[Jack's smile is plastic.]

Sure. We'll make a date of it.