Video; Grasshopper Day 20

[loveandduty]

Heeeeeeelllllloooo you beautiful people~

I the wonderful Minako Aino here with a few things I need to say. I believe these are of the utmost importance.

[At least to her, not so much to other people.]

First of all... I think we should honestly give the train an official name? Something we can all call it when we need to bother him for something which leads me to my next thing...

We need to bother the train. I am calling for people to gather together and as the many ask for one thing and one thing only... Rooms for couples because it's needed~ Though I have taken one of the Quiet rooms for couples private use until then, but join with me and we shall keep it up until the train gets annoyed.

[She gives a small wink briefly.]

But as I stated, I have picked out a quiet room for couples and will arrange to get curtains put in because someone said doing that is possible. Give me a few days and it should be ready by them... maybe. [She paused for a brief moment.]

Finally, my door is always open for those who need love advice or help in any way. I am after all the love expert on this train.

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[iamnotgod]

While I confess not to needing love advice-

[He just isn't interested in people in that way, okay? People are perfectly interesting without romance getting involved, to his way of thinking!]

I would be happy to help set up the quiet rooms with curtains. And as for giving the train a name - perhaps, if it is not volunteering a more colloquial designation, it does not want one?

[Look at SXT-246, for example.]

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[sos_pilot]

I'm all for naming this bad boy! It needs something really cool. Like...

"The Dimension-Dominator!"

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[waywardking]

Can you annoy the train?

[He's...still trying to wrap his head around the train being at all sentient.]

[dredefulchilde]

We should call it George.

[tinkerheart]

Doesn't it already have a name? The Voidtrecker Express. It's written on the side. In gold letters for better contrast.

[A pause. A very ominous pause.]

And stop treating it as if it were alive. It's not a pet. [Another pause.] And this is just creepy.

[So that's his problem...]

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[nocawsforconcern]

What's a 'love expert'? That sounds weird.

I thought 'Voidtrecker' was the name. Is that not the name? If it's not, we need to name it right away.

[strawberryprotector]

Trainy McTrainface? Like the boat that got named Boaty McBoatface?

[ooc: He's only half joking]

[achickenformylove]

If others wish to name the train, then I don't see an issue with it.

Yes. I do agree. Being able to stay with my husband and wake up together would be appreciated.

[goingthroughaphase]

Huh...that's...probably a good thing to request.

[ While she knew people on the train were probably having sex, she hadn't really thought about it. But having a private place to do that was good for everyone, if only so someone didn't accidentally phase walk in on a couple. ]

As for a name for the train, how about Comet?

[ Since it travels through space. Get it? ]

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[mimidaeia]

The train's "official name" is "Voidtrecker Express".

[adregem]

[ Train names aside, one other thing catches Roland's attention. He looks quite serious, pondering it, in fact. ]

I can definitely see the need for a private room for couples, given the way the train's built. But wouldn't a curtain be too inappropriate? Why not explore something slightly more discreet? [ Is he really using his big brain powers for this? YES. Yes he is. ] Soundproof materials, for example. Something we could make or buy at the onboard shop, to cover the area.

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[singerofspells]

Wouldn't it be better to call it a nickname? The train might already have a name, even if 'Voidtrecker Express' isn't it.

Also, why limit the request to couples? Not all species pair off exactly.

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[10billionpercent]

I'm not interested in any of this, but if you're looking for a name, how about Janus?

[Oh no, more mythology references.]

[only_one_wei]

I second the appreciation for a nice place for couples to spend some time together!

Of course, I'm the other half of the Lan Zhan/Wei Wuxian pair, so there you are.

As for names, how about Lil' Carrot, since it seems to like them so much this month?

I'm so sorry, she really is this dumb

[grannyofthebolt]

"Why would couples need a place to be alone? Being a couple means they aren't alone to begin with. Unless they need a place to fight and not bother anyone else."

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[silentwoof]

...I'm down for bothering the train.

[ It sounds like she's talking VERY up close. ]

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[hotheadwarmheart]

Just a thought, but ya know, if we want the train to be more inclined to like us, maybe we shouldn't only send messages to it when we want something. I mean, I know I wouldn't like a person much if they only talked to me when they wanted me to give them stuff.

As for the nickname thing, how about something simple, like V-T? Short, easy to remember, and it sounds more like the sort of nickname you'd give a person, instead of like a name for a pet or a cartoon character.