If people behaved more logically, they wouldn't need advice.

[ He snorts slightly. ]

I don't know what his problem was, aside from the fact he was tormenting me with all of this inane discussion. I told him more than once to just do it. Five years I had to listen to him go on about her. Five years!

[ He pauses and groans. ]

They're still not together now, but he isn't around me as much anymore so it's a lot less annoying.