[ He huffs, as if Tidus has just gravely offended him. ]

I'm always serious! [ Nice joke. ] In fact, I'll prove to you just how excited I am by being there before you even realise it! Don't look, I'm behind you right now!

[ He hasn't moved yet, obviously. Though he does quickly run off after he says that, only to return to the screen about ten seconds later, grumbling as he realises he forgot to take out his ticket. Then the broadcast ends.

.. He'll probably be there in a minute or two. ]