[ Tidus moves more into a position where he can bend without putting his face in Roland's ass, 'cause that's an absolute legit worry here, right? It's almost comical that this is a move, an actual in-game position! And if he thought Roland was the type--well, he could be--, he'd think the guy was taking him on a joke right now. ]

You know this is going to look stupid, right? [ There's no way this can't once Tidus thinks he's somewhere that can handle this exchange. And he's got to be ready to make the shot-- er, throw next? ]

Just give me a few slow test grabs first before you run off anywhere. --Wait, wouldn't I be the one running in a real game?

[ Wasn't there something about Roland being a Shield? Ehhh, he'll have to read the ICP info for this some time. ]