adregem: (now there's an idea.)
Roland Crane ([personal profile] adregem) wrote in [community profile] voidtreckernet 2020-07-30 02:59 pm (UTC)

[ Cake???? CAKE???? You know what, today is going to be an Expressions kind of day because now Roland is throwing one right back at you. The youths!! ]

No. Do not give anyone on a mission cake unless they specifically asked for cake to function. [ He holds back a sigh, but the cringe on his face speaks volumes. ] You're a sporty guy, right? You'd need calorie-dense foods too, if you're gonna be expending energy for a long period of time. Think natural sugars from fruits. Starchy, complex carbohydrates. Lean proteins. Eggs. [ Is he making sense? Please don't stuff your face with gross sugary treats before a blitzball game, you will crash. ]

But in all seriousness - [ Blowing metaphorical raspberries! ] - we can do that no problem. I'll empty out my Arms Band, take the weapons out and see if it can hold more items instead.

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