[He may be taking his life into his own hands here, and he realizes that, but Xander just isn't going to back down. If he catches hell for it? Worth it.]

Uh well...h-hottest? Probably Alice. Uh, the older Alice, I mean, though the little Alice is certainly a cutie, but she's little, so, ya know, just throwing that out there.

[he's not a creeper, just slow on the filter...]