It's called Parkerluck but I'm pretty sure I've already explained this to you.

[ He just shrugs because what else is there for him to do about it? Get upset? Sure, but later when he's not ignoring how wrecked that actually makes him feel. For now it's wear a smile and flash a thumbs up because life is an inescapable nightmare. Why not smile about it? ]

But it's been out to get me since before I was born, so I have no idea what deity I managed to piss off bad enough that now the whole multiverse hates me.