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[firewalled]

Yo! Needed you all to know something important, so listen up, train!

[Rich is standing in front of the monitor in the music room, hands on his hips, looking very stern and serious... but then he smirks.]

Have you ever gotten ads online promising hot bisexual singles in your area?

[...Is he actually shooting fingerguns?]

It's me. I'm the hot bisexual single in your area. Just thought you all needed to know I am currently on the market.

Please field all date inquiries to my mailbox. Or my sleeper car, whatever. I'm rooming with Alice, but we are not an item.

[She would pretty much laugh in his face if he even implied they were.]

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[labcatte]

[There's an anthropomorphic tiger person peering through the screen, their body language and expression giving the impression of embarrassed worry. A perfectly ordinary-looking sleeper cabin is in the background.]

So. Uh. There aren't any long-term penalties or punishments for ditching a mission before you even get more than two hours into it. Right? Because I just...

[It hit too close. All of it. Everything. People getting stuck in a video game.

They shake their head.]

Sorry. The excuse doesn't really matter. It's just been a hell of a couple weeks, that's all. I'll do better next time.

[They reach to cut things off, then hesitate.]

Oh, uh, and Casper? If you're watching this? I've got a book you might want to take a look at. Sorry I didn't go find you when the package first came. I was in a bad headspace.