Kazoo Day One: Message: Text: [not reply able to]

[voidtreckermods]

Welcome new passengers to the Voidtrecker Express. Please read the following information for your safety and security.

Safety Information

Fire extinguishers and first aid kits are kept near the entrance doors. All passengers should take note of their nearest escape route. Passengers are advised that in an emergency it is always safer to stay on the train. Move to a different carriage away from the danger and await instructions.

Passengers are encouraged to work through the First Aid training course on the Information and Communication Points, to be better positioned to help in an emergency.

Passengers should wear their Safety Control Apparatus at all times on platforms and whilst visiting worlds.

In case of a breach whilst in the void, passengers are advised to move away from any furniture or walls, sit on the floor or bed and bring your knees to your chest. If you feel dizzy, roll onto your side.

In the interest of safety, all passengers are asked to store any weapons in the armoury outside of mission times.

Luggage and Rooms.

Please stow your belongings neatly. Empty rucksacks can be stored in the luggage carriage. Passengers are reminded to keep your rooms secure, and keep your ticket safe on your person at all times. You will need it for entrance into your room and for use of the Information and Communication points, which are situated across the train.

Passengers are requested to keep noise to a minimum after dark for the consideration of their fellow passengers.

Dining and Chores.

The dining car and kitchen cars are situated at the front of the train. Passengers may work out a dining schedule among themselves, and there are recipes for your use on the Kitchen Information Points. Passengers with allergies or other dietary requirements should make themselves known to the team responsible for food preparation and not eat anything that may cause them harm.

In order to ensure the smooth running of the Voidtrecker Express passengers are requested to help out with day to day tasks.

Tasks assigned for the month of Kazoo are as follows.

Blue: Laundry
Purple: Cleaning kitchen and bathrooms
Red: Cleaning bedrooms and passenger areas
Orange: Meal Preparation

Cleaning supplies can be found in the store carriage.

On Board Shop

There is a shop on board for your convenience. Shop terminals are situated in the entrance ways. Well done to those who have earned points already, you can check how many Team Points you have to spend by checking the passenger roster.

Parcels

There are packages in the Luggage carriage for: Alleyana Tabris, Cassandra Carlton Cage, Cheng Hua, Curufin Fëanorion, Daniel Fenton, Della Duck, Demyx, Gen Asagiri, Handsome Jack, Inigo, James Buchanan Barnes, Jonouchi Katsuya, Kairi, Katherine Pryde, Ken Amada, Koumyou Sanzo, Lea, Madoka Kaname, Mami Tomoe, Mimi K. Octoling, Peter Benjamin Parker, Persephone, Ple Two, Rapunzel, Raven Roth, Richard Goranski, Roland Crane, Ryo, Senku Ishigami, Shiho Miyano, Siebren de Kuiper, Thanatos, Tidus, Unnamed Spider, Vexen, Xichen Lan, Yoite, Zelda, 771-Prosp0202-00745

Feedback and Suggestions

The Voidtrecker express takes all feedback and suggestions seriously. If you have anything you wish to say about our service or your journey please take the time to let us know.

Thank you for travelling with the Voidtrecker Express. We hope you have a safe and pleasant journey.

[Video] Kazoo 1

[ayao]

[Since he enjoys cooking, he can be found in the kitchen, following through on the chore set for his team. While he waits on various ingredients to thaw, he addresses the train as a whole:]

To those who are new to our ranks, welcome. To those who have lost loved ones, I hope my soup will bring you some comfort.

[His hands are light and gentle as he adds broth into a pot. He is also good with a knife. A little too good.]

My name is Meng Yao and I am happy to keep you company if you feel lonely. I know many stories that could, for a time, distract you from your pain.

Kazoo 1 [video]

[crimson_rain]

[The video flickers, addressing the train as a whole. There's a man dressed in a blue hoodie, so he looks unassuming with a red ribbon tied up in his hair in a ponytail]

Greetings and good afternoon. If you're new, make yourself at home. If you've been here for a while and never met, I am not known to many, but I had been here for quite a while.

The journey on the train can be a very long one. It will be difficult to find activities to do on the train to pass the time while we wait until the train arrives to the next world for the next mission. You can read books in the library, go train in the gym, watch a movie in the cinema, or listen to music in the music car to pass the time.

That's why I had been thinking of teaching art classes and hold lessons on most days. If you're interested in art and sculpting, I can arrange teaching a small group and find art supplies for us to use and experiment with. We can make beautiful pieces, work with color, and make statues, and find inspiration in everything.

I am Hua Cheng, by the way, or Mr. Cheng. I like painting and coloring, and I realized if you like drawing and working with colors, I can teach you how to draw and paint.

[Video] Kazoo 1 - Late At Night Before Obligatory Train Nap

[gentle_jim]

What's up train stains? Handsome Jack here. I was just in the music carriage and I came across the darndest thing. Does anyone else remember these little plastic shit flutes? Haha, brings back memories.

And since I happen to be super musically inclined, I thought I'd serenade you all with a couple of songs I happen to know by heart.


[Cue super loud and intensely awful recorder playing. And its not going to stop any time soon because Jack doesn't need to breathe.]