"La....Lady Najaran... We may have found someone... with a worse memory that yours!" Goligan said.
Najaran twitched so that she "accidentally" smacked Goligan's face against the wall.
"Kigi was the last of the elves. She and her people were bound to protect Bisteam, and the secret buried under it. They had a legend that said that there was a group called the Mistrals who could fix... well... everything. But thy had to test everyone who came to see if they were the Mistrals or not... and um the first test..." she shuddered a bit. "We walked through the gate thing, then suddenly we were in this sealed room with all these skeletons..." She swallowed a bit. "They were all twisted up. And their jaws all looked snapped off. Wile we were trying to figure out what killed them, and how to not die too... um... we found some mushrooms. And whenever they were damaged, they multiplied and grew... And, um... they... what is the word, Goligan?"
"Spores. They gabe off spores," he said, rubbing his nose with his mustache, tears in his eyes.
"Right. They gave off spores that made us laugh. We were laughing so much it hurt and we couldn't stop. Just... everything seemed so funny. And at some point I started thinking it might be funny to see if the mushrooms would multiply in my stomach when I ate them. So I started eating. Then there was a HUGE mushroom. So I called out my Cards and we all chowed down. And somehow that worked and we ate all the mushrooms and the room opened up. But as soon as we were free, my mouth tasted super gross, and my stomach felt all icky. Now I don't even like looking at mushrooms..."
CW: mentions of a gruesome way some people died.
Najaran twitched so that she "accidentally" smacked Goligan's face against the wall.
"Kigi was the last of the elves. She and her people were bound to protect Bisteam, and the secret buried under it. They had a legend that said that there was a group called the Mistrals who could fix... well... everything. But thy had to test everyone who came to see if they were the Mistrals or not... and um the first test..." she shuddered a bit. "We walked through the gate thing, then suddenly we were in this sealed room with all these skeletons..." She swallowed a bit. "They were all twisted up. And their jaws all looked snapped off. Wile we were trying to figure out what killed them, and how to not die too... um... we found some mushrooms. And whenever they were damaged, they multiplied and grew... And, um... they... what is the word, Goligan?"
"Spores. They gabe off spores," he said, rubbing his nose with his mustache, tears in his eyes.
"Right. They gave off spores that made us laugh. We were laughing so much it hurt and we couldn't stop. Just... everything seemed so funny. And at some point I started thinking it might be funny to see if the mushrooms would multiply in my stomach when I ate them. So I started eating. Then there was a HUGE mushroom. So I called out my Cards and we all chowed down. And somehow that worked and we ate all the mushrooms and the room opened up. But as soon as we were free, my mouth tasted super gross, and my stomach felt all icky. Now I don't even like looking at mushrooms..."