Also, doesn't this new modern generation require a participation award for everything, dood? If we deny them, they'll mutiny in between their avocado toast binges and killing various industries!
And we can't let the diligent work of our Key Grip go unrewarded, dood. Otherwise we'd have to grip our keys ourselves!
And the Lightning Round!
I thought the prize for that was surviving the lightning.
Oh, good point, dood.
But we make up for that with the Gratuitous Prize Round.
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And door prizes, dood!
And the raffle!
And best-dressed, dood!
And 'Most Likely to Succeeed'!
And third place, dood!
And third -- crap!
Also, doesn't this new modern generation require a participation award for everything, dood? If we deny them, they'll mutiny in between their avocado toast binges and killing various industries!
And we can't let the diligent work of our Key Grip go unrewarded, dood. Otherwise we'd have to grip our keys ourselves!
And the Lightning Round!
I thought the prize for that was surviving the lightning.
Oh, good point, dood.
But we make up for that with the Gratuitous Prize Round.