jingyeets: (neutral | when we were young)
Lan Jingyi (AU) ([personal profile] jingyeets) wrote in [community profile] voidtreckernet 2021-07-16 05:24 am (UTC)

llama 29

Greetings, Voidtrecker Express, I'll be troubling you.

Wait so for how long do you make the poll appear, I saw it on a screen earlier again, is it stuck until you decide the poll is over? It's so weird, are you really paying any attention, and how are you deciding this is great when you don't even bribe us in any nice way.

Consider giving everyone a candy for their tiny and sad and narrow bed. One nice hard candy, there on our sad, hard beds. Not that I mind them being hard, that's actually fine. Better for the back. What I do mind is the tiny and sad and narrow part. So yeah, a candy. Give a little sweet back into everyone's lives. If you don't like someone, I don't know, give them a salt block instead.

Okay so back to the poll, I really, really want to know where you get these ideas. Because, clocks. What are these clocks. What is clocks? Dance is so celebratory are we even celebrating here? Though it's probably fun, right, is that an underlying idea? Are these supposed to be fun?

Know what's real fun? An alcohol carriage. Stocked so you can get some whenever, like those drinks from the machine that got shown to me today! Not sure I'm trying them I have exactly three points and I hate that this system is entirely made up but also how we're getting things other than the mysterious stuff that shows up on board.

Also, do you have something against robes? And what are the weird... short undergarments about? Imagine how great everyone would look in robes, where you store everything in your sleeves, front of your robes, your waistband, and in some novels about exciting lives in martial arts wastelands, weapons in your hair.

I hope you've been thinking about what I've been saying! Since the send us home thing isn't on the table, apparently, think: chicken carriage. So useful! Second level to the greenhouse. Also useful! Larger cabins with better beds that fit people and they can even spread out slightly and not fall off their bunk for the ninth time. Such great ideas right!

Seriously you're killing me here, you're already ignoring the concept of spaces can't you borrow the idea of a qiankun pouch and make the cabins large enough we're not all sharing sad tiny narrow short beds next to an equally tiny sad small table. Please? What have we done to deserve being stored like chickens in a coop...

With a deep desire to devour decent chicken,
Lan Jingyi

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