Heya, sweetheart. This thing doesn't have video so you're just gonna hafta imagine my handsome face and the fantastic mood lighting I would have set up.
Y'know, I think you and I have a lot in common. We're both good-looking beings of the artificial intelligence variety, we've both got big, important goals in life that involve helping out planets in trouble... Haha, it's crazy. You picked right when you picked me, baby.
And don't think I didn't notice how quickly you approved that gold bust. You can't see it, but I'm totally winking. Yeah. If you liked that, there's more where that came from.
Anyhow, I'm sure most of the other messages you get are all whining for stuff like 'Ooo I want books and ohhh we need laser giraffes.' I'm not here to bug you for stupid crap. I'm here with a proposition.
[pause for dramatic effect]
Let's go on a date, huh? You and me. That's my request. I promise, you won't regret it. I'll show you a real good time, pumpkin. Think about it, will ya? Great. Talk to you later, babe. Ciao.
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Y'know, I think you and I have a lot in common. We're both good-looking beings of the artificial intelligence variety, we've both got big, important goals in life that involve helping out planets in trouble... Haha, it's crazy. You picked right when you picked me, baby.
And don't think I didn't notice how quickly you approved that gold bust. You can't see it, but I'm totally winking. Yeah. If you liked that, there's more where that came from.
Anyhow, I'm sure most of the other messages you get are all whining for stuff like 'Ooo I want books and ohhh we need laser giraffes.' I'm not here to bug you for stupid crap. I'm here with a proposition.
[pause for dramatic effect]
Let's go on a date, huh? You and me. That's my request. I promise, you won't regret it. I'll show you a real good time, pumpkin. Think about it, will ya? Great. Talk to you later, babe. Ciao.