... ( he just snorts, managing not to roll his eyes. ) Headribbons aren't fashion statements, don't worry.

( They're many other things, but he cannot think of anyone else he knows who isn't a Lan, as far as wearing headribbons goes. It's not common by any stretch of the imagination. )

You've got no idea how weird it's been getting used to short hair. I keep wanting to... fluff it. It looks so fluffy! So light! So less dramatic in a sudden windstorm!

( He pantomimes reaching out to ruffle Inigo's hair, though he doesn't. This is more jesting about cultural differences, but it's honest, too. )

Not to mention how many of you have shades other than blacks and browns and whites.