[ He finds that somewhat shocking, and it unfortunately is clear on his face. But it's less of a look of disappointment, and more of a look of pity.

Not to mention, with her name and the mention of Wonderland... ]

Oh, dear girl, we must fix that post haste. I'm sure we could find something you might enjoy in the library - or get our hands on it some other way, anyhow.

You like stories, yes?