zombiemessiah: (m112)
Tʜᴇ Bɪɢ Rᴇᴅ Oɴᴇ ([personal profile] zombiemessiah) wrote in [community profile] voidtreckernet 2021-10-05 07:10 am (UTC)

Soooo um. Funny story and long answer to a short question.

Started out as a lab rat. They started pulling prisoners from a facility in to test vaccines. Lucky me, I got the vaccine that worked, and it only worked because I was horrifically mauled after being injected. Hooray.

This vaccine gives me immunity against... basically everything. If I don't have it, I make it quickly. And it also gave me the ability to learn from eating human brains. Which I... took a while to find out. But, you know. Anyway. So I'm not technically a scientist. I ate a couple after they were dead.

So now I'm fashionable, make a killer cocktail, a fair golfer, and an exceptional virologist. And to combat it I need to inject everyone with a bacterially spread vaccine.

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