( ... Man, he hates knowing things sometimes, because he should not start laughing at that, but he definitely does. )

Isn't you liking it reason enough? Not sure what you mean when you say you don't got eyes on you these days—( literally, was this a thing from back home, is this related to the forever lady love in his heart that Jingyi Definitely Does Not Know About No Sir, is it some completely different social concept Jingyi's missing because he's not Zanarkandian, who knows? )—but I'm sure at least some people care if you like your hair.

So what's the name of the stuff you use?