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a man for flowers ✿ ( INIGO ) ([personal profile] flatteries) wrote in [community profile] voidtreckernet 2021-08-04 03:56 pm (UTC)

He's dead. And you're whining. Inigo is dead, and you're whining, Tidus!

Except, right, Inigo isn't actually dead. He's just lying there on the ground as if he is. He may even have dramatically sprawled out mid-fall so it looks even more convincing. Please, let someone walk in and witness this CRIME SCENE where this HORRIBLE MURDER has taken place.

But when Inigo realises - after a few moments of it - that nothing is going to happen except for Tidus whining in the distance, somewhere far above him, Inigo just lets out a sigh and sucks his half of the gummy worm into his mouth, lazily chewing on it.

"I can't believe you hit me and then call me impossible."

There's no spirit in the argument though. After all, he is on the floor right now. Dead. Still.

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