The funniest part about this blow-up is the detail of Tidus's crimes not existing.

That is: They're just sitting on the shop page with the categories to choose from while Inigo is threatening to throw him into jail (for a Thousand Years!!!!).

So Tidus just watches Inigo between bafflement and amusement (a daily occurrence), before deciding, "Well, if I'm gonna go to prison anyway," and finishes the job by tapping the page into the sweets section, and ordering a packet.

Whomp! goes the machine, depositing their delicious sweeties for Tidus to reach into the flap and take out!