"I left behind a note saying I was going to take it. I tried to justify it so many times, telling myself it was for my kids and my family... but that wasn't the truth. I wanted to be the first McDuck in space. I wanted the thrill and the glory of charting unknown territory. I did all for my own pride."

A long sigh.

"... But, as it turns out, flying a rocket-ship isn't like flying a plane. I wound up entering a meteor shower, and the ship crashed onto the moon."