Well, I wouldn't say I'm grotesque or anything of the sort, I'd say I'm pretty handsome by mortal standards. But... here.

[He pulls out Achilles' Codex and flips through the pages for a moment, showing Murphy the entries, and more importantly the portraits, for Megaera, Aphrodite, Ares, and Dionysus.]

It's a little easier to doubt your relative appeal when this is your competition, so to speak. Though... thank you. For saying I'm attractive. Not that not being attracted to me is a bad thing, everyone can have whatever preferences they want, it's not like I expect-- you understand what I mean, right?

[Someone's starting to develop a little crush.]