Video, Llama 19th, midnight (cw: it's BJ)

[creepyoldguy]

[Beetlejuice has just discovered a way to get a lot of attention all at once. He's singing a rousing rendition of Poisoning Pigeons in the Park, in his rasping, gravel and cigarette inspired tones.]

Now that I have your attention---any requests?

Comments

[creepyoldguy]

Harry Balafonte?

[hoardsrealestate]

Nothing. Hang up the recording device.

[creepyoldguy]

Why?

[He tilted his head to such an extreme angle it wouldn't have been possible on a living man.]

[hoardsrealestate]

Because it is my request. [ He'd rather all serendading be reserved for actual Hell, thank you. ]

[creepyoldguy]

Well, that's hella boring.

[hoardsrealestate]

[ You have NO idea how welcome a change that is. ]

Your disinterest is much appreciated.

[creepyoldguy]

Ugh. Fine.

God/Satan, why is this train filled with boring individuals?