You and I travel to very different corners of the universe. Or I've seen a lot more of it. Went to a planet entirely made of hair. Well it was a sort of mutated gerbil half-phased out of the space-time vortex and grown to gigantic proportions, living on small stars and had a civilization of very advanced fleas that were just getting into space faring. Had a case of ringworm too but we took care of that except I will never get over crawling in its nose. I mean I was rail thin then, you could thread a needle with me, but there are some things no one is meant to do.

[she pauses] What were we talking about?


Oh! Hair! Yes. Well. No it's not. What's important is a winning personality and a very quick stride if you're gonna go bumping about the universe.