zombiemessiah: (m54)
Tʜᴇ Bɪɢ Rᴇᴅ Oɴᴇ ([personal profile] zombiemessiah) wrote in [community profile] voidtreckernet 2021-04-23 01:12 am (UTC)

Wait!

[He holds up his hands as if to calm her. Wait! Hold up.]

Okay, consider this first. There are like, thirty fucking teenagers and children on this train at least. Popping into cars without warning and possibly making children scream is a real quick way to end up in jail.

So knock first before you do any phasing. Turn it into a knock knock joke if you have to. At least give someone pantsless time to cover their ass or something.

[Sage life tips from Alvin Murphy.]

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