I know. I know. Come on, you said it yourself. I'm old. I forgot what college was like. You never leave anything in the fridge without marking it.

...Well I guess an office job was about the same. Always someone ready to steal your lunch.

[He's hangry, okay! And he's not even gonna pretend he doesn't need it because, honestly, he's gonna start smelling people and while he's pretty decent at holding back those urges he just kind of hates looking at people he hangs out with and just thinking, 'I bet you taste great' thoughts.]